Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

After a number of serious posts, today, maybe it is time for a divorce "joke of the day!"

Here is an "oldie goldie" that is still a "goodie:"

The divorce court judge told the husband, "After careful deliberation, I have decided to give your spouse $5,000 each month in alimony."

The husband replied, "That's great! Each month, I'll try to give her a few bucks, too!"

From each of us at The Goolsby Law Firm, LLC, (father and son divorce lawyers), to each of you: Happy Labor Day Weekend!

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Okay, usually, we at The Goolsby Law Firm, LLC try to give you some good practical information and tips about Georgia divorce law to discuss with your own divorce attorney. But today, it's time to simply have some fun with another divorce "joke of the day!" (Tell this joke to your divorce lawyer!)

Do you know how bananas get a divorce? The simply make a "banana split!"

I know. I know. Some of you are saying, "When are we going to get a real divorce joke?!"

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Which flower sounds the most like a divorcing spouse?..................................Begonia! [Be gone ya!]

Joke of the Day--How Bees Get A Divorce!

Do you know how bees get a divorce?

One bee simply says to the other, "Leave me, be[e]!"