Divorce "Joke of the Day"

Did you hear the "oldie goldie" joke about the new "Divorce Barbie" doll coming out!?
It's the new Barbie that comes with half of Ken's stuff!
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Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Look, as divorce lawyers in Augusta, Georgia, we certainly realize that divorce is no joking matter. And generally, in this blog about divorce and divorce lawyers, we try to provide you with a lot of good, practical information and tips for you to discuss with your own divorce attorney.

However, for a change of pace, we sometimes also feature posts about celebrity divorces and, occasionally, like today, we even offer a divorce "joke of the day!"

So, here goes with an "oldy-goldy joke about lawyers:"

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? Answer: When his lips are moving!

I hope you have a good weekend!

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Okay, as a divorce lawyer in Augusta, Georgia, I certainly realize that divorce is no laughing matter! And while we usually try to offer here some practical divorce information for you to discuss with your own divorce lawyer, sometimes we also simply try to entertain you and try to make a dry topic less dry! So, here goes with another attempt at a divorce "joke of the day!"

One day, the shopping carts of two old men collided while the old men were separately shopping at Walmart. They began talking and soon discovered that they each had become separated from their wives while shopping there. They decided to help each other look for their missing wives.

The first old man said to the second old man, "Describe your wife for me." The second old man replied, "Well, last year, after going through a horrible divorce from my ex-wife of forty years, I found a sweet young thing and got re-married. My new wife is a 25 year old blonde, and today, she's wearing a polka dot mini-skirt." The second old man then said to the first old man, "So, now, you tell me what your wife looks like."

"Never mind," said the first old man. "We'll just look for your's!" Okay, okay, I promise no more "jokes of the day" for a while!

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Okay, usually, we at The Goolsby Law Firm, LLC try to give you some good practical information and tips about Georgia divorce law to discuss with your own divorce attorney. But today, it's time to simply have some fun with another divorce "joke of the day!" (Tell this joke to your divorce lawyer!)

Do you know how bananas get a divorce? The simply make a "banana split!"

I know. I know. Some of you are saying, "When are we going to get a real divorce joke?!"

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

Okay, since we have had several "serious" posts in a row, I think it's time for.....[drum roll].....another Divorce "Joke of the Day!" (Look, as a divorce lawyer in Augusta, Georgia, I fully realize that divorce is not a joking matter. But please understand that, while we are attempting here, as a public service, to provide some helpful information and ideas about Georgia divorce for you to consider and discuss with your divorce attorney, I also want to try to make this dry topic a little bit more interesting and keep you coming back!) So, here goes.........

"Sluggo's" wife noticed that "Sluggo" kept staring at their marriage license and finally she asked him why.

"Sluggo" replied, "I'm just looking for the expiration date!"

Okay, okay, maybe you'd prefer going back to the serious posts about divorce law!

Divorce "Joke of the Day!"

As a public service, we want to give you all some practical tips and information about divorce law in Georgia. But we also try to make this dry subject a little bit entertaining, too!

So, after several "serious" posts about divorce lawyers, I am sure that you are all just waiting and hoping for a funny divorce "joke of the day," aren't you?! Well, here you go:

What do you call the divorce, or split-up, of two "not so bright" people?..............A "duh-vorce!"

I know, I know, some of you are probably saying, "We were ready and we are still waiting for a funny divorce "joke of the day!"

And the rest of you are saying: "If you want to be a stand-up comic, don't give up your day job as a divorce lawyer!"